Don’t ever feel offended if I don’t answer your asks or anons or memes. I’m not ignoring you. I would never ignore anybody on purpose. Either tumblr ate them or I had every intention to and I just forgot.
So this is basically a reminder that I’m human and a terrible one at that so don’t hate me for my flaws because I have a lot of them.
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
When The Avengers came out I wanted Clint and Natasha to be secret!married so bad, but now after The Winter Soldier I want it even more because Steve finds out and then his first thought is oh my god I kissed a married woman and he doesn’t know whether or not to confess because it was work-related but his conscience is eating away at him and finally he gives in but then he just can’t because Clint’s laughing so damn hard he can’t even hear himself speaking.
Actors meeting their characters
- John: good evening, you alright?
- Martin: what the fuck
- Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
- Sherlock: liar
- Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
- Tyler: smh shut up u love him
- Stiles: aaayyyyyy
- Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
- Dean: I secretly love castiel
- Jensen: I openly love misha
- Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
- Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
- Captain Jack: I like dick
- John: I like dick
- Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
- Doctor: saNDWICHES
- Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
- Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
- Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man
May 19th, 2009: Our apologies to the families of Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston, we’re sure they’re very proud of you.
Oh yeah! Whatever happened to these guys? Anyone know?
1.The second sentence is false.
2.The first sentence is true.
3.The two sentences above are a part of a paradox, but not the one below.
4.The third statement true, but the sixth is false.
5.Don’t believe the fourth sentence.
6.Number three is a statement.
WARNING: Trying to solve this will result in a paradox.
7. All warnings should be ignored